Is yesterday, tomorrow, today?
Yesterday was my last day in Jamba, but today I went to the office to give back the badge, the BB and use for the last time the precious printer 
Leaving Jamba turned out to be more complicated than I thought since I had to collect a lot of signatures before leaving the building. Eventually I got my last freigabe and I could write my farewell-email which had a great success 
As you probably might already know I’m leaving Jamba after 3 great years.
Since I have way too much fashion sense to say you goodbye in the same way a lot of people recently did, I will spend a couple of words more to say nothing but the truth about some of you
- Jens: one of the best in Jamba, first of all because you gave me the opportunity to work here, thanks a lot!
- Boris: you might be a bitch sometimes but you taught me how to run this business and I owe you all my professional skills
Ok now the corny part is over, let’s be serious
- Print team: my first real friends here, I will never forget you
- Jörg: I was your shadow for a while, thanks for your patience
- Marc: since Miguel was fired you were the best looking guy, but I was too shy and professional to ask you for a date… jetzt bin ich zu spät
- Steffie: when you started I couldn’t stand you, but you probably found a boyfriend and… wow, he did a good job
- Yosefine: You’re really friendly and funny, I hope to see you again
- Colitis: I will definitively not miss you, try to not cross my way again
- Jan, the viking: I always felt in awe of you and since Boris went to the States I prayed every single day to work for your team
- Simone: I guess I will have my tattoo in Amsterdam, it won’t be difficult
- Melanie: If people would know how nice is your smile, well… they might finally buy some FTM
- My team: last but not least, it was great to work with you! I had my best experiences in Jamba thanks to your cooperation, professionalism and friendship
If your name is not in the list above, feel yourself lucky: I either don’t have anything bad to say about you or it’s so bad I’m doing you a favor not telling it
Quite soon people started asking me who was meant with Colitis and here a couple of hints to understand: I use that term for a lot of different people who are as pleasant as a colitis, but lately I met him far too often and my relocation wouldn’t really solve the problem, hence my anathema…
There was also a big misunderstanding about Marc: there are too many Marc in Jamba!
Later I went with Elisa (not to the evil empire as usual) to Barcomi’s a nice coffee house in the Sophienhöfe: we had a delicious tea and 4 different cakes. Yummy! Too bad I discovered this place now that I’m leaving Berlin 
It’s all Rüdy’s fault who told me about it on the way back to the office after a delicious lunch at Kuchi. Yummy!
